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I was called a School shooter for a year, no matter what I looked like or what I did. One day, it was a class reunion, I shot my entire Class. They were happy for me becoming a Photographer.

How do piss off one hundred people at once? Build a 5g tower. How do piss off one thousand people at once? Say "I hate the guy who killed Hitler" on Twitter. How do piss off one million people at once? Draw Mohammed.

If Facebook and Instagram are down, what are people on dates going to do when the other goes to the restroom?

If a Muslim beats his wife, would it be domestic violence or child abuse?

What's the difference between a glock and a cock? The 7 year old stops screaming when the glock goes off in her mouth.

My tongue slipped when I was asking my wife to "pass the milk, honey" when we had breakfast yesterday. I accidentally said: "Fuck you Helen you ruined my fucking life"

If you send just $10 a week to Africa we can buy mosquito nets. And stop thousands of mosquitoes dying needlessly of AIDS.

Two Jewish kids are fighting, one throws ash on the other. The other says: "Don't get your parents involved."

I don't get why people say "know it like the back of my hand;" I never really looked at the back of my hand much.. My wife knows all about the back of my hand though.

Arsenal will not be eliminated in the last 16 of the Champions League for the first time since 2009/10. Progress.