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I totally misjudged my elderly neighbour, it seems that she is leaving bottles of milk on her doorstep for anybody caught short in the inclement weather.

I went to B&Q to look at the tools. I shouldn't really but some of the assistants are bloody hilarious...

Muslims get on my goat

News just in. The Islamic State will be fielding candidates in the UK so they can form a coalition with the Conservatives.

My ex wife started working as a prostitute. If there wasn't a gap in the market before there's a massive one now.

Someone at work came out as trans the other day. I had to admire her balls...

I personally think there's no need for schools to have a head teacher. The thought of a teacher teaching kids head at that age is just disgusting.

My wife's not getting much sleep at the moment, she's up every hour breastfeeding. I told her I should grow out of it soon but she's still not happy.

Americans are very against cultural appropriation, yet when it comes to other counties oil appropriation they're like. Yo motherfucker that's my mother fucking oil.

Sadly my best friend just went over the rainbow bridge. The vet thought is was a bit harsh getting him put down just because he was gay.