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jamesdonlan

6 years ago-Funny-blonde

I personally think there's no need for schools to have a head teacher. The thought of a teacher teaching kids head at that age is just disgusting.

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clown Thats a stretch

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giggsy1994 I agree. His so called jokes, and I use the word loosely are getting on my fucking nerves. It's the same theme all the fucking time, his wife, his gay son. FFS Wasp, will you just die.

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sheffieldstar I wish Wasp would lose his, the unfunny cunt

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sheffieldstar I wish Wasp would lose his, the unfunny cunt

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jackbuntis …int late 90’s, early 00’s, Basil Brush told this by saying: “last nights storm blew away 25% of my roo”, “blew away 25% of your roo Basil?”, “oh, no, sorry I meant 25% of my oof, boom boom”. Sadly being forced to watch BB re runs by my grandchildren is one thing, but seeing his stuff on here, a once funny, edgy, sicki site is fkn depressing tbh.

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