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My ex wife started working as a prostitute. If there wasn't a gap in the market before there's a massive one now.

Someone at work came out as trans the other day. I had to admire her balls...

I personally think there's no need for schools to have a head teacher. The thought of a teacher teaching kids head at that age is just disgusting.

My wife's not getting much sleep at the moment, she's up every hour breastfeeding. I told her I should grow out of it soon but she's still not happy.

Americans are very against cultural appropriation, yet when it comes to other counties oil appropriation they're like. Yo motherfucker that's my mother fucking oil.

Sadly my best friend just went over the rainbow bridge. The vet thought is was a bit harsh getting him put down just because he was gay.

I went to B&Q to look at the tools. I shouldn't really but some of the assistants are bloody hilarious...

I don't think the saying; opinions are like arse holes everybodies got one, is necessarily true because my son was born without an arse hole and when I asked the doctor why he thought it happened he said he hadn't a fucking clue.

My apprentice will not wear his PPE. I keep telling him if you don’t put your mask on the police will be able to identify us.

I decided to check out this poverty porn that everydody's raving about. I'll be honest it was the most depressing wank I've ever had.