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I wouldn't say every knighthood recipient is a paedophile but.. ITS NOT UNUSUAAAL....

I heard my ex wife got a job as a recruitment consultant for the porn industry. Word is she has an opening for young men with massive cocks.

I get criticized all the time for being a holocaust denier. Well people can criticize all they like, it was fuck all to do with me, I wasn't even born when it happened.

It's a good job that Ruth Davidson and Kezia Dugdale's partners like fannys because they are two massive fannys.

Not only do I have dyslexia. I also have AHDD...

I have to admit I'm now an Ariana Grande Fan, what an inspirational and beautiful young woman she is! I simply put ear plugs in my ears when she starts to sing.

Not many people could get away with being a terrorist sympathiser. But Sadiq Khan..

I gave a bloke a blow job the other day and he said it was the worst blowjob he'd had in his life. I said it's not that bad considering I'm not even gay..

I complained to my Doctor about erectile dysfunction. I told him lately its happening more and more often. It even happened on the bus on the way here I said.

Arlene Foster won an LG HD TV in a raffle and handed it back because she does not approve of these sorts of things.