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My mate needed a bone marrow transplant We found a match in Argentina The operation was a success Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.

A Swedish woman, two Swedish men, and another Swedish woman walk into ABBA.

Can you spare just £2 ? Mohammed is a Muslim man living in Pakistan. He has one arm, one leg and one eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles for water along a narrow road on a rusty old bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you send us £2 we will send you the DVD...It's funny as fuck.

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A Swedish woman, two Swedish men, and another Swedish woman walk into ABBA.

The only songs you're allowed to sing at my local church are 'Anyone Who Had a Heart' and 'Big Spender'. I think the priest accidentally took a vow of Cilla Bassey.

I went to the sperm clinic earlier today and the receptionist ask if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said I'm good but I'm not sure I want to compete in a tournament just yet.

Me: "Sweet dog you got there" Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog." Me: "Still in training, huh?" Policeman: "What do you mean?" Me: "Nevermind.

I was at my girlfriend's house last night and we started kissing and cuddling. Then as I lay on the bed, she started stripping. At the sight of her stunning body, I almost came in my pants. A personal best for me seeing as they were 20 yards away on the landing!

"Son, I found a pack of condoms in your room." "Thanks Grandad!" "Why did you call me Grandad?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."