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A Swedish woman, two Swedish men, and another Swedish woman walk into ABBA.
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Me: "Sweet dog you got there" Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog." Me: "Still in training, huh?" Policeman: "What do you mean?" Me: "Nevermind.
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I was at my girlfriend's house last night and we started kissing and cuddling. Then as I lay on the bed, she started stripping. At the sight of her stunning body, I almost came in my pants. A personal best for me seeing as they were 20 yards away on the landing!
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Jose Mourinho
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"Son, I found a pack of condoms in your room." "Thanks Grandad!" "Why did you call me Grandad?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
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Watching telly the other day while the wife was in the kitchen counting out the 20p jar. All of a sudden she started effing and blinding for no reason, then threw the jar against the wall and started crying. I thought to myself "Fuck, she must be going through the change"
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A Swedish woman, two Swedish men, and another Swedish woman walk into ABBA.
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My mate needed a bone marrow transplant We found a match in Argentina The operation was a success Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.
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The only songs you're allowed to sing at my local church are 'Anyone Who Had a Heart' and 'Big Spender'. I think the priest accidentally took a vow of Cilla Bassey.
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Sometimes you just cant win i thought i would be a gentleman and hold the door open for a young lady 2 mins later she said " will you Fuck off i am trying to have a shit"
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