Sickipedia

Unfortunately sickipedia has become a dumping ground for the propaganda of those supporting groups like Britain First. I thought this was a sick joke website not a far right-wing ideology base?

Do you know what boils my piss? My kettle, the mother in law is coming over for tea and biscuits shortly.

my son came back from a school trip today at Hall Place gardens “I saw a cocoon today”, he said. “Did it turn into a butterfly?, i asked” “No no no no dad”, he stuttered, “a cocoon, he took my dinner money and ran off with it”.

What do Madeleine McCann and Sickipedia have in common? Few will deny it but both are fucking dead

They say if you sit on your hand for 10 minutes and then have a wank it feels like someone else doing it. Fuck sake, I’m so lonely I sit on my hand for 10 minutes just to hold my other hand.

Well it seems such a shame. I was a member of the old sicki which seemed more robust than this version. This version however is littered with VPN trolls burying good scoring jokes down to -9. Why should we bother? No this isn’t a joke but it’s a problem that is going to see this site go even further to shit. I’m seriously contemplating closing my account as there’s no pleasure in seeing people’s good jokes just get trashed by trolls with no life.

I’ve just hit the jackpot. I’m about to have a mother and daughter threesome! It’s great being the coroner for Mariah Carey’s family.

Why is it that gay men get offended when you call them faggots but the minute you stick your cock up their arse, spit on them and call them a faggot they love it?

My wife thinks it’s disgusting that I don’t wipe the pan after having a shit. I’ll wash it in the sink with the rest of the plates after I’ve eaten it thanks.

I remember being deployed as security for a Phil Collins gig and some bird tried to run past the queue to get in. I stopped her and sent her to the back of the line. I said, “You can’t hurry Love, no, you’ll just have to wait”.