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hadoken

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hadoken

one month ago-Crime-Violence-Post Rating : 23

I bought a kitchen knife. It said on the packaging, "Keep out of reach of children and niggers."

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one month ago-Racism-Muslim-Post Rating : 16

Good deeds count, so this Christmas I'm burning down a mosque.

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2 months ago-Crime-Violence-Post Rating : 14

Thomas the Tank Engine was chugging along one fine day when he heard commotion in the carriages he was pulling. And he thought, "Fucking niggers."

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I like my women like I like my hair. Spiked.

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hadoken

3 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 12

The government has pledged to send vegetables as food aid to the people of Gaza, thus doing its bit for peas in the Middle East. I'll get my coat.

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3 months ago-Racism-Chinese-Post Rating : 11

I just read a comment on one of my most recent jokes from someone who was clearly Chinese. "ROR".

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3 months ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 10

At the zoo, I watched on as one chimpanzee killed another one. With a kitchen knife, going "Fuck you, blud, innit."

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3 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 9

My family were horrified when I turned up to Granny's funeral wearing a Hawaii shirt and shorts. Turns out they wanted sombre dress, not summer dress. Nod to jeffstelling.

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3 months ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 9

Jilly Cooper sat on a wall. (Side note: if this one has already been done with Liam Payne, forgive me.)

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3 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 9

What's the difference between Laurence Graff and Jihad al-Shamie? One's a famous jeweller; the other's a famous Jew killer.

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