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The government has pledged to send vegetables as food aid to the people of Gaza, thus doing its bit for peas in the Middle East. I'll get my coat.

I just read a comment on one of my most recent jokes from someone who was clearly Chinese. "ROR".

my wife kept telling me i was addicted to social media like wtf but anyway shes dead now and im at her funeral rip

A good one from Quora: A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

Fuck me, the death count for the Manchester Arena bombing is much higher than I thought it was. Although I do wonder if Salman Abedi was really the only person to have committed suicide at that event.

Grok comes under fire as it's publicly acknowledged that people can use it to generate images of people nude without their consent. No-one put an image of Wasp's wife naked on here!

I work in KFC, and have just served a black guy a meal over the counter. Rather than through a slot.

Nicole Goodbye.

The BBC have plans to make a film about Catherine de Medici, who apparently was known as the Black Queen.

Renee Good has been iced.