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Sadly, I was caught by security trying to climb the fence at Glastonbury, they turned me back & said I had to listen to the rest of the Rod Stewart concert.

Isn’t Boeing a pretty bad name for a plane, that doesn’t bounce?

I’ve got a load of Sheffield United tea sets, if anybody is interested, there’s loads of saucers, but no cups.

Am I the only person who thought the relationship between Sturgeon & Salmond was a bit fishy?

Phoned a restaurant to book a table for me & my girlfriend, what name, they asked, I said Amelia, they said. I know you want a meal here, but what’s her name?

You’ve got to give Starmer credit, he promised change in his manifesto, now that’s all I’ve got left in my wallet, since they took power.

Take care if you buy a watch from Temu that says you can swim with it, bought one for my wife & she sank straight to the bottom of the pool.

There’s no hope for us in the UK, when a man crossing the Channel in a rubber dinghy dies, with all those doctors & scientists on board.

A house full of illegal immigrants burnt down this morning, killing all of them, I could have saved them, but unfortunately there’s a hosepipe ban.

Even more bad news coming out of Bramall Lane, Southampton & Leicester have said they’re not interested in appointing Chris Wilder as their next manager.