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I’m having a lot of trouble buying a car, every ad I look at says no dreamers, tyre kickers, joy riders, or time wasters.

Dentists should never date manicurists, they’ll fight tooth & nail.

I see the released Indian miners aren’t so happy now, the rescuers have given them a bill for all the Indian takeaways.

I ordered an inflatable doll from Iraq, when I opened the box, it blew itself up.

Diane Abbot has decided to release a Shania Twain single, but she’s renamed it, I feel like a racially discriminated against transgender neutral.

Ex President Bush decided to go on a peace keeping mission to Israel, when he got there, to his horror everybody ignored him, so he stopped one in the street & asked why. The Jew looked at him & said “We only talk to bushes when they’re on fire”

If Labour win the next election, Starmer is proposing 2 time zones in the UK, 2024 for normal people & 1924 for Labour voters.

There’s uproar in Germany as thousands of England fans try to claim Austrian citizenship.

Can anybody remember the good old days when if somebody said “I’m coming in a tranny” meant you was having a parcel delivered?

Kia have released a new car called the Kia Starmer, it’s claimed it does the fastest U turns in history.