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Sadly, I was caught by security trying to climb the fence at Glastonbury, they turned me back & said I had to listen to the rest of the Rod Stewart concert.
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Isn’t Boeing a pretty bad name for a plane, that doesn’t bounce?
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Am I the only person who thought the relationship between Sturgeon & Salmond was a bit fishy?
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There’s no hope for us in the UK, when a man crossing the Channel in a rubber dinghy dies, with all those doctors & scientists on board.
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A house full of illegal immigrants burnt down this morning, killing all of them, I could have saved them, but unfortunately there’s a hosepipe ban.
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My gay boss asked me to move his car this morning, when I got in, there was this button on the dashboard saying rear wiper, I thought mmmm. better not.
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I never realised Americans did so much reading, one offered me 25,000 books for my car, I thought, where the hell am I going to put all those?
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How come my car leaks water when it’s raining, it’s fine the rest of the time?
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Just a word of advice fella’s, never ask a woman assistant in B&Q where she’s put the penetrating oil.
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Rachel Reeves has finally discovered what caused the £22 billion black hole, it was the train drivers pay rise.
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