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Sadly, I was caught by security trying to climb the fence at Glastonbury, they turned me back & said I had to listen to the rest of the Rod Stewart concert.
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If Labour win the next election, Starmer is proposing 2 time zones in the UK, 2024 for normal people & 1924 for Labour voters.
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I ordered an inflatable doll from Iraq, when I opened the box, it blew itself up.
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Isn’t Boeing a pretty bad name for a plane, that doesn’t bounce?
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I’ve got a load of Sheffield United tea sets, if anybody is interested, there’s loads of saucers, but no cups.
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Dentists should never date manicurists, they’ll fight tooth & nail.
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Am I the only person who thought the relationship between Sturgeon & Salmond was a bit fishy?
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Kia have released a new car called the Kia Starmer, it’s claimed it does the fastest U turns in history.
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Can anybody remember the good old days when if somebody said “I’m coming in a tranny” meant you was having a parcel delivered?
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Phoned a restaurant to book a table for me & my girlfriend, what name, they asked, I said Amelia, they said. I know you want a meal here, but what’s her name?
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