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Got to feel sorry for George Foreman, he was one of a kind. A nigger with a job.

Just been to the post office and was told to remove my crash helmet for security reasons. I was fucking fuming. So I went back wearing a burka to prove a point. Fifteen grand I got away with after the pensioners stopped trying to post letters in me.

Well well well, it looks like MAGA supporters were right after all. An immigrant has taken all their jobs. A South African one.

I think the winner of the Pakistan/India conflict will be whoever drops bath bombs first.

I remember when my youngest child asked me what would happen if her hamster died, I said, "we will put him in a box , get all your friends around and have ice cream and treats then bury him. " "Can we kill the little cunt now then?" She replied.

Congratulations to the sperm that impregnated Bonnie Blue. That must've been some fucking race.

So, we can expect a black James Bond. Bet he'll be good with a knife.

Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from the Blarney Stone Ireland and kissed by St Patrick himself. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China. Obviously a sham rock.

Terror and panic as the power failed in Spain today. France surrendered.

"We've a mouse in the house, " said my wife,"you'll need to get an exterminator out. "Fuck that they cost a fortune, " I replied, "stick a piece of cheese up your fanny, we'll freeze the bastard to death. "