Sickipedia

Who is the fucking retard killing all the content? What is the point? Is your life so devoid of anything you want to destroy a joke website? Not breast fed or something as a kid? Made to perform sex acts on your dad? No doubt having a wank now because you're getting some attention and you feel you control this site. Fucking prick.

There was a sicki voter, who's life was sad and glum Who was only really happy, with a cock right up his bum Then one day he found he could vote all the jokes right down It was even better than sucking the rent boys off in his local town So if your joke doesn't do so well, don't let it get you down It's just a no life gay retard, a faggot fucking clown.

Little miss scouse gets home from school, "Mummy mummy, I've been chosen to play Mary in the school nativity play. " "Wow darling that's brilliant. " "Yes mummy, I'll be just like you, pregnant without a fucking clue who the father is. "

I saw a bloke wearing a 'I help blind children' T-shirt on. Well I was so impressed I went and bought a litre of bleach and donated it to him for his worthy cause.

My wife as looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop, "It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said. "Yes, " I replied, "I wonder if they have it in your shape. "

Got to feel sorry for George Foreman, he was one of a kind. A nigger with a job.

Just been to the post office and was told to remove my crash helmet for security reasons. I was fucking fuming. So I went back wearing a burka to prove a point. Fifteen grand I got away with after the pensioners stopped trying to post letters in me.

Well well well, it looks like MAGA supporters were right after all. An immigrant has taken all their jobs. A South African one.

Just seen a film depicting what it would be like if Germany had won the war. Obviously not a Netflix film, there were no blacks in it.

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