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With no dark skinned Brits winning any medals at the Olympics, can we now have an updated Inclusiveness and diversity policy; White people and Whiter people?

Bill Clinton says to Governor Cuomo, “Mate, for all the drama this going to give you, you should have at least asked for a blowjob”

“Thousands rally in London against the Taliban takeover in Afghanistan.” “Well go take a flight over there and tell them to fuck off yourself”, thinks millions.

With all these black people acting in so many TV ads, I’m starting to get worried. Who’s going to pick the cotton to make my Christmas socks this year?

Why do TV news channels only use women to present the business news? Because only women can speak for hours on end about something they have absolutely no idea about.

With so many athletes pulling out of their Olympic events citing “mental health pressures”, maybe it’s time to return to the days of Olympics for Men only.

Decided to listen to the radio from now on instead of watching TV. The ads aren’t in color.

2 people die from falling off a US military aircraft while holding onto the outside as it was taking off from Kabul. Ryan Air is studying the accident closely to see if seatbelts would have made it work.

It’s been so long since I last had a drink. I’d been drinking quite a lot, and it wasn’t great for my marriage and the family, so the wife said from now on I can only have a drink everytime I see on the BBC they have a white TV presenter.

Dominic Cummins says to Matt Hancock “So what’s it like?” “What’s what like Dominic?” “What’s it like having sex with women?”