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forfuckssake

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7 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 0

How to administrate a Joke website 1/ Limit number of down votes to 5 per day, per user 2/ Limit number of upvotes to 10 per day, per user 3/ Identity repeat users by IP address, MAC address, device type, and browser type. If they’re the same with different login email addresses, then block them permanently. 4/ If the same 2 or 3 users are repeatedly upvoting the same jokes and down voting lots of other jokes, then they are likely the same user using a VPN. Ban them from life. 5/ If a user thinks his account has been copied, make it simple for legit users to report it. A simple profile comparison will show which is the original account. Then block that user (IP and MAC address) for life. 6/ Add a button “heard it before” to credit old jokes and stop people trying to get credit for them. If say 3 different users click it then it’s likely an old joke. 7/ This site could almost be the best joke website on the net, if the administrator wasn’t the biggest joke on the net.

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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Tourette-Post Rating : 0

Ban SOSIJjockey

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : -6

What do you call a great joke website that doesn’t require you to fucking login every time you want to upvote a funny joke? Not this fucking site.

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4 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 10

After the shooting of teenager Adam Toledo who’s T-shirt slogan “Just Do It” is being blamed for the decision by police to shoot him dead, Nike is releasing a new special edition T-shirt for black teenagers with the slogan “Use a Tazer, bitch”

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4 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 4

“Indian Double Mutant arrives in UK” headline said to annoy Prince Philip’s half Indian gay black love child as he arrived at Heathrow earlier today.

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Prince Philip’s unused stash of viagra to be auctioned off to the hardest bidder.

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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Prostitute-Post Rating : -1

How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to lick my asshole for 20 quid.

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 7

How many Indians does it take to change a light bulb? 2 million. 1 to change the bulb and 1,999,999 to overrun the country, dilute it’s heritage, traditions and society, swamp the NHS and the universities, and fuck any chances of that prosperous life your forefathers built for your children.

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4 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 15

Sir David Attenborough announces his latest endangered species documentary and cause. It is titled “Saving the Last White British Humans”

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4 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 2

What’s the difference between a girlfriend with a penis and Dominic Cummings?

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