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What does BYD, the Chinese car maker, stand for? Barbecue Your Dog

Six-legged dog species discovered. In other news, Chinese recipe books are edited to show dog stew now has an extra two portions.

UK Judge rules in favor of a consumer complaint and against the company Walkers Crisps, that despite the company arguing they have no choice because of inflationary pressures, the brand should be re-named “Walkers Crisp”.

No Vax Djokovic

Lewis Hamilton- The Dark Knight

Dear god, I know you’re trying to help us out and we really appreciate the effort. First with the AIDS virus to wipe out the poofs. Then the Wuhan virus to kill off the ever expanding Chinese. Followed by the Delta variant to contain the Indians. And now the Omicron variant to destroy the blacks. So we’re hoping is there any chance you could come up with one more virus for those smug woke scientists who keep cock blocking your best work? Your pal, Humanity.

How many black transgender LGBT’s does it take to change a lightbulb? A lot more than it used to because they’re all making ads.

“UK Government to close borders to all Africans” is a headline you will never come across.

With all these black people acting in so many TV ads, I’m starting to get worried. Who’s going to pick the cotton to make my Christmas socks this year?

I used to re-arrange my furniture in accordance with Chinese interior design principles known as Feng Shui. Now I just throw it all in the river and make it disappear - Paing Shuai.