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How to administrate a Joke website 1/ Limit number of down votes to 5 per day, per user 2/ Limit number of upvotes to 10 per day, per user 3/ Identity repeat users by IP address, MAC address, device type, and browser type. If they’re the same with different login email addresses, then block them permanently. 4/ If the same 2 or 3 users are repeatedly upvoting the same jokes and down voting lots of other jokes, then they are likely the same user using a VPN. Ban them from life. 5/ If a user thinks his account has been copied, make it simple for legit users to report it. A simple profile comparison will show which is the original account. Then block that user (IP and MAC address) for life. 6/ Add a button “heard it before” to credit old jokes and stop people trying to get credit for them. If say 3 different users click it then it’s likely an old joke. 7/ This site could almost be the best joke website on the net, if the administrator wasn’t the biggest joke on the net.

How many prostitutes does it take to paint a house? Asking as the prices quoted by painters in my area are getting ridiculous.

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How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to lick my asshole for 20 quid.

2 people die from falling off a US military aircraft while holding onto the outside as it was taking off from Kabul. Ryan Air is studying the accident closely to see if seatbelts would have made it work.

How many prostitutes does it take to paint a house? Asking as the prices quoted by painters in my area are getting ridiculous.

Prince Harry said to release his memoirs in a nail-biting tell-all thriller. When asked how they felt about the upcoming revelations, Britian replied “We’d rather blow torch our own nipples off than wade through that tripe”.

After the shooting of teenager Adam Toledo who’s T-shirt slogan “Just Do It” is being blamed for the decision by police to shoot him dead, Nike is releasing a new special edition T-shirt for black teenagers with the slogan “Use a Tazer, bitch”

What does BYD, the Chinese car maker, stand for? Barbecue Your Dog

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