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I defend my innermost fears with dark and sick humour. I also admit it.
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I threw a ball for my dog tonight. A bit extravagant but he is 5 and looked fucking awesome in a tuxedo.
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What comes after death? David Fuller.
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Why is it spelled 'camouflage' and not
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I phoned my vet to have my cat put down and he said I need to make 9 appointments.
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I don't know why the 5 year olds mum in Colchester didn't see that coming.
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Rioting thugs have looted Shoezone in Liverpool and taken everything except work boots.
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A reporter asked Alan Carr what he does for sex after the split from husband Paul Drayton. "I just shit into my hand and have a wank" he said.
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My cocaine habit is like wasps jokes. Any more than two lines and I want to kill some cunt.
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My boss pointed out today that I only seem to get sick monday to Friday. I told him it must be something to do with my Weekend immune system.
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Laura: "Mum, I had sex with our neighbour last night I feel so dirty" Mum "Laura, that could be your dad" Laura "I know I know he's so much older" Mum "No, Laura, I don't think you understood me"
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