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Once you've seen one shopping centre. You've seen the mall.
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I'm dating the woman from the weather forecast on TV It's nice to be with a woman who is wrong most of the time.
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I was devistated to came home from work today and find my house gone, all that was left was a pile of rubble. That's the last time I order a blow up doll from Afghanistan.
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My dick used to be in the guiness book of world records, until I got kicked out of the library.
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Freedom of speech has not been banned in the UK. Anyone who disagrees will be arrested.
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My wife told me today that she hopes our first daughter will be a girl
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My mate got caught wanking in the showers today. He's on the phone now, arguing with the Auschwitz staff about a refund.
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My wife asked me if she is the only one I've had sex with. I said, "Of course you are, the rest of them were 8s 9s and 10s.'
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They say the biggest shit ever discovered came out of a viking. I call BS, there's an even bigger one about to become president of the US.
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