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Some dirty chink caused this coronavirus outbreak because he couldn't resist a bowl of bat soup. Some coon in Africa caused AIDS because he couldn't resist fucking a monkey. God knows what's going to come out of Wales when those dirty cunts are self isolating with their sheep.

Spent the day praying that no more chinks die from the coronavirus. Those cunts are the only thing that's keeping the average penis size down. Without them I'm fucked.

Can't wait for the new series of Doctor Who. The BBC have just announced that the Doctor will face her most deadly and evil enemy yet, the scourge of the universe, nemesis of all things... The straight white male.

Next time you see an attractive girl on Instagram, remember - If you paint black and white stripes on a donkey, it might look like a zebra... It's still a fucking donkey

Loving labour's Green New Deal policy - In with the bikes, out with the kikes

Phoned 111 today because of shortness of breath and chest pain. Doctor said not to worry I don't have coronavirus, it's only a heart attack

BBC - Is football finally ready for it's first openly gay player? Everyone else - Is woman's football finally ready for its first openly straight player?

How to spot a labour Councillor - Double-barrel surname - wispy thin hair receding back to his crown, should have started shaving it years ago. - Puts his pronouns in his twitter bio along with 10 rainbow flags. - weak as shit jawline with a beard that most women could grow - never been to a gym, doesn't go because 'he doesn't like the posers looking at themselves in the mirror' - #metoo - #BelieveWomen - makes his wife and her boyfriend tea while they are fucking upstairs - never challenged a woman's bullshit in his life - gets pegged -never getting elected again

Kim Jung-un executes two fortune tellers in front of tens of thousands in North Korea. Clearly they weren't very good fortune tellers. Kim Jung-un probably proved a point

The Hillsborough inquest and trial of David Duckenfield goes to show how brave the victims families are and the lengths the scousers will go to get compensation.