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If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then: Electricians are delighted Corpses are decrypted Cowboys are deranged Models are deposed Underwear models are debriefed Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted Jilted women are debrided HVAC technicians are deducted Tennis linemen are defaulted Florists are deflowered Students are detested Hostels are debunked Spies are debugged and detailed Corporations are deformed and delimited Celibate people are delayed Chauffeurs are derided Record keepers are described Plumbers are dethroned Clerks are defiled Traffic cops are defined Naturists are denuded Election officials are devoted Accountants are decertified Builders are deconstructed Confused people are demystified Intelligence officials are declassified Interpretors for the deaf are designed Road builders are degraded Waiters are deserved Horses put out to stud are desired Castles are demoted Organ donors are delivered Anything certain is depending And if you found this funny, you're probably demented, defective and in denial.

I work as a waiter in a far-right restaurant. I'm not a Nazi, I just take orders.

Amuse yourself by creating future band names using today's headlines: * Morgue Overflow * Care Home Cadavers * Underlying Health Condition * Covid Toes * Right Off The Bat * Economic Contraction * Asian Murder Hornets * Death Spike * Pandemic Response * Six Feet Apart * Mutant Virus Strain * High Street Hoarders * Panic At The Tesco * No Sex Until January

News: Trump orders Navy to "shoot down" Iranian boats that harass US ships. The next order will be to sink their planes.

News: Zebra in Florida shot by owner after escaping from enclosure. Finally answering the question: "What's black and white and red all over?"

America. Where people will fight in the street for democracy, But won't cross the street to vote.

"Live black matters!" Said the dyslexic protestor.

Keeping some areas in lockdown but not others, Is like having a peeing section in the swimming pool.

I took Trump's advise and put a "powerful light" up my bum to kill the virus. So far, all I can see is an enlarged prostate and my missing vibrator.

Due to the lockdown, the woman I stalk is so lonely, She invited me to stay for dinner.