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Mock-up of new boy band sponsored by famous jam manufacturers, the name of this boy band is currently undecided, suggestions welcome.

I’m thinking of writing to the 1922 Committee, to ask if we can please have a new PM. I’ve been looking back through the list of previous Tory Prime Ministers to find one with a modicum of common sense, integrity and social responsibility. Could any Sicki posters please let me know if the 1st Earl of Stockton is still alive. PS I am not and never have been a Tory party member or voter.

Can you identify the song and the singer referenced by this cartoon below ?

A breakfast recommendation to stave off the worst effects of a hangover.

Great British Bake Off final tonight on C4 and it is Cannibal Night so look out for; tart’s tongues in aspic, Glasgow prairie oysters, griddled kidneys...the scouse version, the obligatory finger buffet and as a grand final Sandi Toksvig will be having a first ever meat and two veg courtesy of Paul Hollywood.

Belated news for any Sickipedians who attended grammar schools all those years ago…it was announced today that scientists have developed a vaccine for Ovid. Anyone wishing to comment on this post should do so in verse, English or Latin both acceptable.

‘Big Brother is watching you‘, a famous quote from George Orwell’s Nineteen Eight-Four. A book in which he predicted the mass surveillance of British citizens,. What he didn’t foretell was that it would be us buying the cameras and that our biggest phobia would not be rats but that nobody would be watching us !

Go on.......you know you want to.......write your own caption.

In response to a recent meme by Weaverdog entitled ‘All Cats are Bastards’ I made a few comments and was asked to post them as a joke. So here goes This cat has spent years watching you, not doubt it has even peeked into the bathroom or toilet. You know all those charts in the butchers shops showing the various cuts of meat on a cow (why is it never a bull ?), well, your cat has an identical chart of you burned into it’s brain. It knows which bits of you need to be eaten straight away. It has watched you scratch your bollocks so it now it knows how to get at your (now his/her) meat and two veg whilst you lie dead on the floor fully dressed. When it licks you it is verifying your salt content. If the cat is sitting on your lap purring and pawing you, it is checking the resilience of your flesh for fat content, it does the same when it leaps off the wardrobe onto your stomach while you sleep. Cats often sleep on your chest at night, they want to be the first to know when you stop breathing. A cat will sniff your nose as you exhale...it’s looking for signs of illness which might render you inedible. Cats do, however make wonderful pets.

Can you name the country and western song ?