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My epileptic girlfriend just had a seizure during sex....it was the best shag ever.....from now on we will only shag under strobe lights!
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Woman goes to the police and says officer I've been graped......the police man says don't you mean raped.....the woman says no there was a bunch of them!
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Well that was a shock.....I went to the local brothel and was greeted with the words every man dreads......."Hello Dad!"
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Hey Mr moderator/ joke nazi who unpublished or marked as duplicate on every single one of my posts. Do you get off on the fact you have a modicum of power on a website page and target people. Get a fkin grip you sad cunt!!!!
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#NEWS FLASH! Man arrested for raping a dolphin. He said he didn't do it on purpose!
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I've just been to the army recruitment office and asked for service in Iraq or Afghanistan. The recruitment officer said that they are both war zones. Extremely hostile environments where you will be hated. There will be lots of screaming and people trying to kill each other on a daily basis and whatever you do will go unappreciated have you any sort of training for this? Yes sir I replied I live with teenage stepdaughters!
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A few proctologists where having a chat and debating who has seen the UKs biggest arse hole. Well said the first one. I've seen an arse hole 8cm in diameter. That's nothing said the second I've seen an arse hole 15 cm in diameter. The third one said I can beat you guys hands down. I've seen a arsehole that 5ft10in Fuck off said the other two. Where and when have you seen a 5ft10in arsehole. He anwsered This morning on ITV. I watched Jeremy Kyle
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100% true story My dog sits in our garden watching people pass by all day without bothering them. The Pakis from down the street pass and she goes absolutely wild (yes I have a racist dog) The girlfriend asked if it's because they have brown faces and it confuses her? To which I replied no the dogs sence of smell is more developt than ours but she is confused as to weather they're human or not!
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IT'S TIME TO RISE UP MEN AND DEMAND EQUALITY! MOAN AT WOMEN FOR LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!
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King Harolds last words where.....I spy with my little eye something beginning with A!
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