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Me and the mrs practice S&M every night......she sleeps in masturbate
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So a chav lad was sat on the bus opposite a pretty young nun and the bus conductor noticed him giving her eyes. As the nun got off the bus the chav was watching, the bus conductor said to him I saw you looking at her I know a way you can have sex with her!!!! How said the chav? The bus conductor said dress up like the holy ghost and wait behind the church at midnight! So midnight came and there was the chav stood behind the church with a sheet over him and just like the bus conductor said there was the nun praying! The chav approached her and said I am the holy ghost I want sex with you! OK said the nun but I have made a vow of chastity I can only do anal. So proceeded to lift her habbit. The chav jumped on this opportunity and snagged the arse off the nun! When he finished he whipped off the sheet and said SUPRISE I'M THE CHAV! The nun then whipped off her habbit and said SUPRISE I'M THE BUS CONDUCTOR
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My girlfriend just had a baby........I don't need congratulating as it's not mine......I just like fucking pregnant girls.......I cruise mothercare looking for the sad ones
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What's got 37 and half legs and no teeth? The methadone que at boots
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I know im getting old when it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night
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A bloke sitting on the bus sneezes and the woman opposite him hands him a hanky. He proceeded to unzip his fly and wipe his cock with it. "Why are you doing that?"asked the woman "Well every time I sneeze I orgasm" He repliedone "Are you taking anything for that?" She asked Heveryone answers back "too fucking right I am I'm taking pepper"
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A pregnant woman goes for a monthly exam. The doc checks her out and says I've got some good news and some bad news. Well tell me the bad first and the good will take the sting out of it...well ok said the doc. The bad news is your baby is ginger...ffs said the woman that's it's dick head dad's fault what's the good news? The doc replied it's dead
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Hypochondriacs anonymous Step#1 admitting you don't have a problem
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My girlfriend asked what I really wanted for my birthday..... In hindsight saying to shag your sister wasn't the wisest of answers..... Anyone got a sofa I can kip on?
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For all you fatty that spend fortunes on weight watchers.....I'll save you a packet with these five words.....eat less and move more!
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