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So tensions are rising in USA over the wall debate and government are on strike 800,000 government workers are not been paid. Solution. Let the Mexicans in and take over the government jobs at a fraction of the cost. The money saved will pay for the wall. PROBLEM SOLVED!

So it appears that RAYTHEON. The moderator is stealing jokes and when you call him out on it he bans you. He needs affirmation from people to like his stolen jokes to make himself feel funny. Be warned fellow sickipedians. I've been publishing on here for over a year with no problems but it seems Mr joke nazi has a vendetta against me. Shame it was good whilst it lastef

Hey Mr moderator/ joke nazi who unpublished or marked as duplicate on every single one of my posts. Do you get off on the fact you have a modicum of power on a website page and target people. Get a fkin grip you sad cunt!!!!

My epileptic girlfriend just had a seizure during sex....it was the best shag ever.....from now on we will only shag under strobe lights!

My girlfriend just left me blaming it on my delusional attitude towards our relationship and my tenancy to exaggerate! Well she ain't ever going to find a sexy funny handsome mofo like me and deservse to be worshiped cos im dynamite in the sack and have a 14" cock!

#NEWS FLASH! Man arrested for raping a dolphin. He said he didn't do it on purpose!

Reading the instructions leaflet inside a box of condoms there was a line in Bold font text saying "UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS" For your information DUREX it's not their hands that concerns me!

Where was the thinking in the boss's at I.T.V. When the they replaced the host of 'who wants to be a millionaire' Chris Tarrant cos he was a cunt with Jeremy Clarkson who is a bigger cunt?

A man walks in to his child's bedroom and said "Johny, son if you carry on playing with yourself you will go blind!" Child replied "Dad you hypocrit I'm your daughter Sandra!"

I quit going to pubs and wine bars as I found them full of obnoxious pretentious self righteous know it alls........I switched to Costa and Starbucks and found them to be exactly the same!