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I met a new friend at the hospital today. He was an ultrasound bloke.
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A muslim man walks into a bar, Barman says, 'welcome Abdul, the usual?' Abdul replies 'Sure, why not?!' So the barman beheads him.
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BREAKING NEWS: 'RAPED WOMAN FOUND SAFE...' Then ran off with it.
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BREAKING NEWS: A young black male has been caught with his hands in his own pockets for once.
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Gave the Queen a flower yesterday. Cheeky bitch didn't even say thank you.
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Some homeless person tried selling me a magazine today on the street. Poor guy has some big issues.
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My wife wants a divorce because she says 'I can't let go of my past'. So I hit her over the head with my photo album.
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My Grandad's words before he kicked the bucket: 'I'm going to kick that bucket'
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If I got shot for every time Piers Morgan interrupted someone I wouldn't even finish a sent
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Why didn't the lactose intolerant Muslim make it to the airport? Because he had explosive diarrhoea.
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