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Despite widespread popular belief, I may not be the best Sickipedia contributor in the world.
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"Oh, bless." "What?" "There's a gorilla pictured here and she's adopted two kittens because she can't have any of her own." "That's probably because she's a gorilla."
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My wife's a size 8. Times 5.
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Prince William: "Hi Harry. Dad has COVID-19." Prince Harry: "Yours might have."
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"Welcome aboard the Harmony of the Seas. Your name please, sir?" "Mr. Womenandchildrenfirst."
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A mate called and said, "I've just had a huge fight with the wife. Do you have a spare bed for a few weeks until I find a flat?" I replied, "I've a sofa, if that's any good." "Perfect," he said, "you're an absolute legend! I'll send her round in a bit."
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I'm so fucked off with Sickipedians. One man has died and two other people are seriously injured, following a random series of stabbings by a black man in Birmingham city centre. And I had to find out about it on Sky News.
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The wife and I have been in lockdown for eight days now. One thing's for sure, there's no fucking way I'm retiring.
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If I had a trolley full of toilet rolls in my right hand and a trolley full of hand sanitizer in my left hand, what would I be? A cunt.
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A new car has been launched for American cowboys. The Audi Partner.
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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