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How much does an anaphylactic shock cost? Peanuts.
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Happy St. George's Day. Or, as it's more commonly known in England, Wednesday.
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Fuck. I missed my alarm to run in the London Marathon. Again.
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You're not cheating on her if she isn't giving you any.
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The wife wants to sell our old Chinese bowl but it has a few chips in it. She'll have to wait until I've eaten them.
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For our fifth wedding anniversary, I gave the wife two gifts of wood. First was my cock, then the coffin.
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Nobody can hold a candle to my wife. She'll just grab it and shove it up her minge.
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The wife said to me, "I'd like you to enjoy the rest of your life if I die first. Find a good woman who'll look after you." I replied, "Thanks. I have."
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I phoned the garage and asked about my BMW's diagnostic check. The mechanic said, "There's no fault. That flickering light is called an indicator."
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Donald Trump said Zilensky's a dictator. How about Putin, Xi Jinping and Kim Jong Un? At least you knew what you were getting with Biden. He couldn't remember Putin, Xi Jinping and Kim Jong Un. And he didn't know who was in the White House.
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