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chum

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"Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy." "Oy oy oy." "Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy." "Oy oy oy." "Ozzy." "Oy." "Ozzy," "Oy." "Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy." "Ugh..."

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Ozzy Osbourne didn't play cricket. Nobody would give him a bat.

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4 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 8

Harry Bowe I went to school with him. Sweet kid.

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4 months ago-Other-Wife-Post Rating : 8

I told the wife the place was a mess and to start dusting. I didn't mean inside her knickers but I guess it's a start.

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4 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 8

Phil Atterly I went to school with him. Nice kid, collected stamps. Always had a dry mouth, though.

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5 months ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 8

My mate attended a speed awareness course and said it lasted five hours. Mine was much quicker than that.

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Connie Chiwa I went to school with her. Nice girl, Asian. Always said hello.

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5 months ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 8

I went to a garage sale. Bought a garage.

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5 months ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 8

I got a 666 tattoo for me to look at. Apparently, it's an emergency services number reminder to everyone else.

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5 months ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 8

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord. And I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life, oh Lord. Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord." Phil Collins' first wank.

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