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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M8 near Govan. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window. The driver rolled down the window and asked, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have hijacked the Rangers team bus and are asking for a £100 million ransom otherwise they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car collecting donations.” “How much is everyone giving on average?” the driver asked. The man replied, “Roughly a gallon.”
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Just bought a new telly to watch the premier league on next season, opened the box, but there's no Leeds in it!
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What's the difference between a Ginger & a Shoe? A shoe has a sole.
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June Brown better get cremated.
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What do you call a lesbian boxer? Dyke Tyson.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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The Mafia get a bad rep, my neighbour growing up was in the Mafia and he'd let me start his car every morning.
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Spain vs england Winner keeps Jay Slater.
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