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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M8 near Govan. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window. The driver rolled down the window and asked, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have hijacked the Rangers team bus and are asking for a £100 million ransom otherwise they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car collecting donations.” “How much is everyone giving on average?” the driver asked. The man replied, “Roughly a gallon.”
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