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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M8 near Govan. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window. The driver rolled down the window and asked, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have hijacked the Rangers team bus and are asking for a £100 million ransom otherwise they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car collecting donations.” “How much is everyone giving on average?” the driver asked. The man replied, “Roughly a gallon.”

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j1 No, he's a lot more handsome than that

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lled24 Is this the person that writes all those funny cliff richard fart jokes

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lled24 It will free up space for all those hysterical xmas fart jokes.

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hadoken "Already soulless". Just like most of us on this site then.

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gunghoed Piss poor and very disrespectful.

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gunghoed Totally agree.

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