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FUCK OFF YOU SAD NORTHERN IRISH TWATS! You make muslims look sophisticated . Take you bigotry your pathetic religious Sectarian hatred u bunch of parasitic Useless cunts a tax burden on the uk This country would be bettrr off go and Blow yourselves up Backwards ridiculous tossers all of you.

There's a guy at work we all call Keth His real name's keith but he has an eye missing.

Terrible news I hear there's a dyke in northern ireland with a hole in it .

I Was having a pint in the pub with paddy when my brother and his boss came in for a quick one . I said "you two shouldn't be drinking on the job isn't that dangerous?" . Paddy asked "why what do they do?" I said "they're tree surgeons" Paddy said fuck all for a while and then said confused "but there's only two of them?"

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Raheem sterling is paying for 550 kids to go to watch Man city at wembley . Well at least City will have some fans now ....if they turn up

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My family and I were in the pub, my daughter got up and said "I'm off to powder my nose" A few minutes later I saw this trans bloke heading for the ladies' toilets, I got up quick as a flash and grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and said "oi you, men's toilets!" he turned indignant and said "you're hard!" I replied "I know trannies turn me on" so we went in the men's toilets and I bummed him.

Just unfriended Matthew perry

Whenever we have sex my girlfriend likes to pretend she's 12 years old. It kinda bothered me a first , and finally one day I told her, "Baby, you don't have to keep doing this, for fuck's sake, your birthday is next week!"