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Gary haggatty gary haggatty gary haggatty Why dont u northern irish boring fuckwits fuck off make your own page and get your rocks off on your boring purile jokes about a cunt nobody knows or cares about except on your backward shitty corner of the uk

FUCK OFF YOU SAD NORTHERN IRISH TWATS! You make muslims look sophisticated . Take you bigotry your pathetic religious Sectarian hatred u bunch of parasitic Useless cunts a tax burden on the uk This country would be bettrr off go and Blow yourselves up Backwards ridiculous tossers all of you.

I Was having a pint in the pub with paddy when my brother and his boss came in for a quick one . I said "you two shouldn't be drinking on the job isn't that dangerous?" . Paddy asked "why what do they do?" I said "they're tree surgeons" Paddy said fuck all for a while and then said confused "but there's only two of them?"

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Raheem sterling is paying for 550 kids to go to watch Man city at wembley . Well at least City will have some fans now ....if they turn up

Terrible news I hear there's a dyke in northern ireland with a hole in it .

I see the mercury prize has a lot of ethnic and rap nominees this year . I wonder if the Bonobo awards would be so P.C , sorry I meant Mobo

The wife's done nothing but moan and bitch and nag all christmas. Last night for new year we went to an S+M themed party . I managed to con her into volunteering to get in the stocks for a bit of light bondage play. But once she was firmly locked in I fucked her up the arse then walked around the other side to give her a taste of the what she's been giving me for years.

Whenever we have sex my girlfriend likes to pretend she's 12 years old. It kinda bothered me a first , and finally one day I told her, "Baby, you don't have to keep doing this, for fuck's sake, your birthday is next week!"