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200 complaints about the same sex dance routine on Strictly. Must have been really bad, I once saw a cow get fisted on Countryfile and nobody batted an eyelid.

Donald Trump has described Justin Trudeau "Two faced", presumably he means the white one and the black one.

Paedophile rapist Joseph McCann has been found guilty of 37 counts of rape against women and children. He is now officially the third worst McCann in Britain to ask to babysit your children.

BBC news: Patient contracts monkeypox while visiting Nigeria. Whilst comedy gold for Sickipedians, it's hardly newsworthy, I once caught chickenpox while visiting a French army barracks.

BBC News reports that the rehabilitation scheme London Bridge killer Usman Khan attended before release from prison was "untested". I'm pretty sure we can say it doesn't bloody work. The rehabilitation scheme provided by SO19 however, has been shown to be 100% effective.

NASA has scrapped plans for the first all female space walk due to an issue with the space suits. Presumably the female astronauts wouldn't be seen dead in the same outfit.

Dear Americans, Of course "Black Lives Matter", That's why we sold them to you for $400 (£12,000 in today's money). Spare a thought for the Irish, we sent you those fuckers for free.

Pontins Holiday parks "directly discriminated on the basis of race" and breached the 2010 Equality Act by blacklisting people with Irish surnames. I can't think of anything more depressing than being a Pikey kid then finding out your Da has booked a holiday in a fucking caravan.

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