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@ Chum RE: Gays on Come dine with me. I've seen a trailer on the internet for the lesbian crossover show "Four come in a bed with me" and it was bloody brilliant

The BBC announces that the tourist pound is now equal to the Dollar following Brexit omnishambles Unfortunately for tourists it's the Liberian dollar

Think Rita Ora has had some work done. A good bra lifts and separates, but her look on the BBC Sounds advert smacks of medical intervention.

Shamima Begun has found an unlikely ally in Jeremy Corbyn. Jehova knows what brought them together. One is an anti-Semitic terrorist sympathiser who wants to destroy capitalism and the other ....bugger.

I can't help thinking that if Arnis Zalkalns hadn't hung himself this whole sorry Shamima Begum affair could have been avoided

We'll find out if R Kelly still sees "nothing wrong with a little bump and grind" when the nonce rapist goes to jail

The girlfriend decided to leave me, and said she never wanted to have sex with me again. I told her I'd decided to take "No Sex" off the table, so she could stay in the relationship or I'd rape her.

Dear Donald Tusk, Thanks for your comments today, you've been a great help. In response, we've decided to send the 39 billion pounds you requested. Seeing how you continentals hate imperial measures, our boffins have converted it to metric and it works out at 17.7 megatonnes. Should be with you in the next four minutes. Regards Teresa May

NASA has scrapped plans for the first all female space walk due to an issue with the space suits. Presumably the female astronauts wouldn't be seen dead in the same outfit.

It's all well and good promoting cultural diversity on Coronation Street. Just wait till they turn Roy's Rolls into a Chinese takeaway and the cat from the opening credits goes missing.