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Justin Timberlake has travelled to Ukraine to defend the country from the Russian invasion. Early reports suggest he'll be stationed along the Crimea River.

Amidst the chaos in Ukraine, it is interesting to note that we haven't seen any looting of shops and businesses yet. I wonder why.

After seeing so many Ukrainian flags being put on Facebook profile pictures, I was going to post that people don't seem to care very much when black and brown people are bombed in other foreign countries. But then I remembered, neither do I.

This week, Oldham Athletic's Will Sutton scored a goal against Sutton United, and this made me wonder whether other players had scored against their namesake teams. For example, did James Chester ever score against Chester? Did Dwight Yorke ever score against York? Or did Stefan Kuntz ever score against Liverpool?

Why does Dr. Dre wear a baseball cap with bite marks in it? He's a nigga with a hat he chewed.

Tough game for Everton this weekend. Football.

After announcing military conscription for the conflict with Russia, Ukrainian officials are baffled by the sudden disappearance of self-identifying trans-men.

Snow White is in her garden putting the washing out for the 7 dwarves when she hears a huge explosion! She turns round to see the cottage in ruins. Running over, she jumps on the rubble and begins pulling chunks of brick and stone off the mound. Suddenly, she hears a small but faint cry: "Man United to win the league. Man United to win the Cup." "Thank God," thinks Snow White, "Dopey's still alive."

If we decide to send troops to fight the Russian invasion of Ukraine, I just hope our brave soldiers have been given enough diversity training.

Jussie Smollett could've fooled us all, if he'd only said he was going out at 3am for fried chicken instead.