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I am exempt from wearing a mask. I have a rare brain condition that causes me to think and make decisions for myself like an adult.

If a tree falls down in a forest and a woman isn't around to hear it, will a feminist ever complain about gender disparities in lumberjacking and other uncomfortable jobs that they don't want?

Jussie Smollett could've fooled us all, if he'd only said he was going out at 3am for fried chicken instead.

I'm running low on Lynx deodorant and shower gel, and Terry's Chocolate Oranges. I should probably stock up before the shops closed tonight.

I'm running low on Lynx deodorant and shower gel, and Terry's Chocolate Oranges. I should probably stock up before the shops close tonight.

I remember the moment I discovered that Santa Claus isn't real. I woke up at midnight one cold Christmas Eve to the sound of voices outside, and looking through my bedroom window I saw my parents bringing presents in from the boot of my Dad's car. A wave of hurt and disappointment hit me as I realised that my parents had lied to me all these years. It was such a hard thing for a boy of 19 to take.

"And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say, that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day." Scientists say that it is just a coincidence that the Grinch recently had his Covid vaccine.

In response to the latest Covid figures, the government will now require a positive lateral flow test as proof of vaccination.

Snow White is in her garden putting the washing out for the 7 dwarves when she hears a huge explosion! She turns round to see the cottage in ruins. Running over, she jumps on the rubble and begins pulling chunks of brick and stone off the mound. Suddenly, she hears a small but faint cry: "Man United to win the league. Man United to win the Cup." "Thank God," thinks Snow White, "Dopey's still alive."

If we decide to send troops to fight the Russian invasion of Ukraine, I just hope our brave soldiers have been given enough diversity training.