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How do gay men keep their anal passages clean? They fill them up with fairy liquid.

Why does Dr. Dre wear a baseball cap with bite marks in it? He's a nigga with a hat he chewed.

Did you hear about the Spanish girl who got sick by eating contaminated Kinder chocolate? She was no bueno.

This week, Oldham Athletic's Will Sutton scored a goal against Sutton United, and this made me wonder whether other players had scored against their namesake teams. For example, did James Chester ever score against Chester? Did Dwight Yorke ever score against York? Or did Stefan Kuntz ever score against Liverpool?

Tough game for Everton this weekend. Football.

After seeing so many Ukrainian flags being put on Facebook profile pictures, I was going to post that people don't seem to care very much when black and brown people are bombed in other foreign countries. But then I remembered, neither do I.

Justin Timberlake has travelled to Ukraine to defend the country from the Russian invasion. Early reports suggest he'll be stationed along the Crimea River.

Amidst the chaos in Ukraine, it is interesting to note that we haven't seen any looting of shops and businesses yet. I wonder why.

After announcing military conscription for the conflict with Russia, Ukrainian officials are baffled by the sudden disappearance of self-identifying trans-men.

If we decide to send troops to fight the Russian invasion of Ukraine, I just hope our brave soldiers have been given enough diversity training.