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This week, Oldham Athletic's Will Sutton scored a goal against Sutton United, and this made me wonder whether other players had scored against their namesake teams. For example, did James Chester ever score against Chester? Did Dwight Yorke ever score against York? Or did Stefan Kuntz ever score against Liverpool?

I am exempt from wearing a mask. I have a rare brain condition that causes me to think and make decisions for myself like an adult.

How do gay men keep their anal passages clean? They fill them up with fairy liquid.

Justin Timberlake has travelled to Ukraine to defend the country from the Russian invasion. Early reports suggest he'll be stationed along the Crimea River.

Amidst the chaos in Ukraine, it is interesting to note that we haven't seen any looting of shops and businesses yet. I wonder why.

I'm running low on Lynx deodorant and shower gel, and Terry's Chocolate Oranges. I should probably stock up before the shops close tonight.

Why does Dr. Dre wear a baseball cap with bite marks in it? He's a nigga with a hat he chewed.

Did you hear about the Spanish girl who got sick by eating contaminated Kinder chocolate? She was no bueno.

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked, it would get mugged.

Tough game for Everton this weekend. Football.