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all in pink, all in pink, she made my fingers stink.

Why are black peoples palms white? Cuz they were up against the wall when god was spray painting them.

Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your food begin to eat you.

Spider: Why are you terrified by me? Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.

im back dahling.

if these are meant to be jokes, then im a monkeys boyfriend. lift your game girls or fcuk off somewhere else. I wont tell you again.

I don't know what scene is , but the quality of jokes on here leave a lot to be desired. so all you wankers out there pull your finger out of your mums bum and post good jokes that are fcuking funny. if you aint got any then fcuk off and wallow in your shit.

genghis you walking turd. your jokes are like a decomposed cuttle fish. when are you going to flush yourself down the cess pit.

Old Lady staying backyard of golf course A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer. “Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?” “Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’ “Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Not everybody pays

fuck the daily mail