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My boyfriend's cock is so useless, I may as well just stick it up my arse

Someone asked why gays are always 'in your face' with their sexuality. I guess it is because they are rarely face-to-face themselves.

I was in for my prostate exam and it was going in deeper, deeper, deeper than normal..... than I realized, that doctor had both of his fucking hands on my shoulders.

My gay son got busted for cottaging, and is actually close to getting his case dismissed because he thinks it's unfair it's mostly straight people who will be deciding his fate..... the little faggot is claiming right to a Jury of his Queers.

I was watching TV in the afternoon and my gay son came up and said, "What is this wonderful thing you are watching !?"... "The movie Trapeze, before your time.... the sexy Gina Lollobrigida in her leotard and tights !"..... "Oooh, but I'm more in to that sexy Tony Curtis in his leotard and tights."

After the third time my homo son dressed as a girl on Halloween, I said to him, "I bet you wish you could wear a dress every day, you little faggot." That's why in the 2010s, the limp-wristed little cocksucker quickly became a part of "The Try Guys."

When you understand the old adage: “suck it & see”, you’ll know why so many poofs & scrubbers get to the top in politics, tv & the arts.

My gay son was dressed as a pirate this Halloween, Long John Limpwrist. At the front door he greeted all and sundry with a swig of, "Yo Ho Homo and a bottle of cum."

My homo-trans son said, "I certainly fit in at that new church you wanted me to go to better than I expected."...... "I'm already used to saying Oh God every time I get down on my knees."

My gay son mentioned that he doesn't go in for the latest trendy apps, like Pokemon. The little faggot said, "I'm more into PokeaMan."