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Say what you want about the explosion at a Tennessee factory that killed 19 people. At least they're hiring.

Man dies after a fall at the oasis concert Did he fall from the Wonderwall ?

"Burger King ordered to face lawsuit for allegedly lying about its Whopper" My sister broke off her engagement for the same reason.

"Student left homeless and helpless after fire at rental home in New Cross" My advice to him is catch a train to Dover and hang out on the beach until another small boat comes in then join the passengers as they depart. He can then claim asylum and be put up for free in a four star hotel for the next six months until he is given a free flat.

Prince Harry meets his father...followed by a visit to King Charles. For details of their private talks, read Spare part 2, as edited by Meghan

USA : It's a mental health issue. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA : It's video games. World : We have those too, but don't have mass shootings. USA (Trump supporters) : It's because they took Jesus out of the classroom. World : WTF, you're so fucking stupid.

I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Nod to Ozzy Osbourne.

The charity, UNICEF, is asking for provisions for Gaza So after careful thought, I 'm sending them some sand and cement.

The "three little word" phrases that warm my heart. "I love you" "Fancy a beer?" "Contains distressing images"

Surrey woman becomes world's oldest person at 115. In other news, the oldest person in the world died earlier today