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Autism is bullshit. Anyone who believes in it has just been taken in by a scam by a global organisation that they're too small-minded to question, and all the 'treatments' are pure quackery. There's a much simpler explanation for people with 'autism': they're possessed by demons and they need a series of exorcisms with holy water to extricate Beelzebub's flagitious minions!

Anyone else been watching ‘Vaticans next Top Nonce’?

Supporters of Pope Leo XIV's handling of abuse cases in Peru say "He helped the suppression of Sodalicio, which was a community with lots of cases of abuse," The Sodalitium is a Peru-based Catholic group that has been accused of committing physical and sexual abuse for decades. What's in a name?

So the new Pope took the name Leo. Does this mean no nuns over the age 25 from here on?

Well, it didn’t take long, just now Pope Leo XIV has started a tariff war with non-Christian ( heathen) countries by levying a 20% surcharge on imports of beeswax (to make candles) and cheap plastic rosary beads from China. He has also doubled the price of indulgences for non American sinners and banned the sale of Holy Water to non European countries. Papal Bulls mimicking the Executive Orders of his US based mentor/hero will be continued to be issued from time to time. Deo Gratias

This new Pope was elected only after a 4th vote. The first 3 all failed the police CRB check.

rob-ERT PERV-ost. Was the pope voted in by a bunch of dyslexics?

I'm surprised it's only been in the past few decades that child abuse was recognized in the Catholic Church. I mean, look at the word Popedom. "Pedo" is literally in the name!

Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost will be know as Bob. Bob Pope...

Not only do they vote a "yank" to do the job....but he's a fuckin Catholic too!