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Dear sickipedia I am writing to apologise for the silly Behaviour of my husband cockhole or cuckold as he us known to me . I am afraid he's been on his laptop In the spare bedroom since I banished him from my bed for having a button Mushroom for a middle wicket . I think he's acting like a tough knob to try and assert his masculinity as he has none in my house. . Anyhow must dash as my black lover Is here to kick my back doors in. Dont worry we shall give him a damn good spanking after he's licked all my studs cock snot from my pussy.. Yours sluttily Mrs cockhole

The wife and I were using toys in bed, she said, "Put the big 9 Inch one in my pussy" I said, "Does that feel good?" She said, "Yes, now put the small one in my ass" I looked around and then said, "What small one?" "Your cock" she replied.

One of the scariest things a wife can say to her husband is. "Guess what today is?"

I'm trying to write a Valentines poem for my wife. Can anyone think of something that rhymes with 'leaving you'?

Have you heard of “No Nut November”. If you haven’t it’s the absence of sex throughout this month. Being Married with children it’s just like “No Nut November” But all year round. There will be: No Dicking December. Just think of Jesus January. Fuck Free February...

The waitress said, “are you ready to order?” “My wife is in the ladies, “ I said “Do you know what she’s having?” “Well she’s been gone 10 minutes so probably a shit.”

To my wife. I love doggies I love bacon I love beer I love brandy I love guitars. I love football I love motorbikes I love computers I love chocolate I love walking I love chips You say I never wrote you a love letter. There you go!

I got my miserable cunting wife a French maids outfit hoping it would spark her old cunt into working order. Nah, not a fucking chance, she put it on and scrubbed the fucking house from top to bottom.

She should be grateful

I went into this club last night and got pissed as a fart. I woke up next to the the fattest ugliest minging fucker I had ever seen. I obviously made it home then.