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Went to a retro car auction and treated myself to a mint condition Morris Minor Traveller. Went out the following day and it had stolen the tyres off my other car.

I was going to post a joke about gypsies, but I couldn't come up with anything original. All my material was stolen.

It's nil nil, England are in the all white strip and Albania are the ones wearing the ankle tags.

Saint Christopher is the patron saint of travellers. His medallions are usually made from stolen lead flashing.

Just watched 'Digging for Brtain' uncovering traces of a Romany settlement in the New Forest. Why bother? Round here you can find evidence in laybys and minor roads without bothering to dig.

UK travellers warned of likely disruption over bank holiday weekend. A police spokesman said, 'We'll be keeping an eye on you thieving pikey cunts.'

I haven't had chance to knock on and introduce myself to our new Albanian neighbours who moved in this morning. Fitting barbed wire coils to your fence panel tops takes longer than you think.

Just lost 50 quid on the football. I had a feeling Romania were going to nick it.

Gypsy Alfie Best's empire is worth £947million. That's a shitload of clothes pegs.

Had to make a report to the police today, as my place got burgled last night. 'Can you think of anyone who'd want to break into your house, Sir?' 'No idea. My guess is it was the thieving Gypsy bastards.' 'Sir, that's hate speech! I could arrest you for that.' 'Sorry, let me rephrase; my guess is it was the thieving bastards from the travelling community.' 'That's better, Sir. Don't let it happen again.'