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When Huw Edwards is "feeling better" they should get Martin Bashir to do the interview.

The coronation between King Charles III and Queen Camilla was filmed in 3D. Experts say this is terrible news for King Charles' ears...

Phillip Schofield is caught queue jumping to see the queen's coffin, why didnt he use the back entrance as usual.

Fuck me, I haven't seen the queen smile this much Since she and Philip did ecstasy all weekend.

Just watching the funeral cortège moving through Windsor, the Duke of Edinburgh's coffin draped with his personal standard carried on the back of the Land Rover hearse of his own design. As the hearse came into view members of the Royal Artillery leapt into action and fired their vintage 13 pounder field gun. Liz had obviously told them to make sure!

The televised royal service was so boring that hardly anyone bothered to come. I can't believe the lack of commitment! At least the Duke bothered to show up

Can’t believe they’ve moved the times of the footy matches today. Prince Philip really is a selfish old cunt

For sale: One invite to a prestigious royal event. Next Saturday UK. Contact Meghan Markle USA. Item no longer needed as he's not fucking going.

Gutted to hear about the death of Prince Philip. I think we should pay tribute by holding a minutes racism.

Prince Andrew has said he will not be attending Prince Philip’s funeral next week, instead he will be attending a children’s party at Pizza Express in Woking.