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England football team led out by mascots suffering with dementia...5 of them arrived on Monday and 2 haven't arrived yet... I'll get my vase My dad suffers from it so get fucked...

Me: "I'm coping well with my schizophrenia diagnosis when all's said & done and touch wood I've only had relatively mild delusions so far" Me: "Hold our beer"

What's big, hard, and comes every 10 minutes in Australia? Joe Bugner asking if it's his title fight today.

Bruce Willis is going into a care home. He goes from battling terrorists/asteroids/ghosts and Sam Jackson, to fighting illegal immigrant carers stealing his personal belongings, sub standard chefs making his dinner. and his family draining all his bank accounts .

Jeff Bezos' mum has died. Return to sender.

"What fucking day is it Mother Fucker?" Asked Bruce Willis-

"I see dead people" "Oh" "What?" "I see dead people" "Oh" "What?" "I see dead people" "Oh" "What?" "FOR FUCK'S SAKE....I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!" Rehearsals aren't going well for the "Sixth Sense" remake

Dear fellow Americans, May I wish you a wonderful Incontinence Day Love, Bruce Willis

Tony Christie has dementia. Explains a lot.

NHS have told anyone expecting to receive new breakthrough medication to slow down Dementia for free to forget it